[Z Beeblebrox]

Eggsy
Er, my name is, er, Eggsy, from a band called Goldie Lookin' Chain. And this, what you're hearing now is, er, me and my mate Dorian whose real name is Bolcher? made this song, cos we seen two films, and they were about, one was called Fire In The Skies, and the other one was about going to church or something, and it was crazy, and in one of them, he got a stick put up his willy by an alien, and we did this song cos I had a dream once where I thought there was an alien in my bedroom, when there was a lock on the door, but there was something in there, and when I woke up I needed a shit really badly.
That's kind of a mixture of two stories in one there, but I, I, I've done it before, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the voice of the lead actor from St Elmo's Fire doing some special backing vocals in the background, Judd Nelson I think his name is and I think if you look very carefully, you can see that, so enjoy the song, touch yourself, don't be afraid, and if you're alone, make sure they don't come in through the windows, I love you, goodbye.
So here it is, a song about being abducted by aliens with Judd Nelson on backing vocals. St Elmo's Fire.

Abductee
I distinctly remember the experience, umm, umm, umm
(there was no pain)
(they had no blades)
...September evening, gone to bed that day, for a couple hours I couldn't sleep,
I suddenly heard this strange sound outside,
And er, and er, and er, I realised at this point I couldn't actually breathe,
I didn't know what was happening,
Suddenly the room was bathed in a bizarre green light,
At this point I was experiencing terror, real fear,
They entered the room from the window, and they didn't seem to speak,
But they explained what they were going to do through their minds,
And that's when they started...terror, real fear
And that's when they started touching me,
The operation began almost immediately,
As soon as we got on board the craft, they removed portions of my skull,
They placed probes behind my left eye,
They took bone samples, semen samples, for a couple hours,
I realised at this point I couldn't actually breathe.

Eggsy
I remember the first time they came here,
I was about twelve years old, and I saw the light in the sky,
They took me and they removed ???
I remember the first time because they took ??? off me,
Yeah, like they totally like touched ???? this guy,
He was like, he had like totally grey skin or something you know,
And he had like this really weird like really big eyes,
Y'know, he was like totally touching me man,
I'm like "totally get off of me dude",
He's like ???? fucked with me dude and took all these samples man.

Abductee
Once, er, the experiment had begun,
They removed the front portion of my skull,
Took samples from my eyes, my arms, er, my kneecaps,
And two probes were found behind my eyelids,
Uh, they also touched me, and experimented with images,
Which were shown, and I was on board some kind of craft,
I was stretched out on a table, surrounded by er, what seemed to be instruments, instruments of light,
They had no blades, there was no pain,
Er, they inspected me for what seemed to be a long, a long time, a few hours,
They took samples of brain tissue,
They put a probe behind my eye,

Eggsy
And they forced me to touch them dude!

Abductee
Uh, what's remarkable about these case studies,
Is that, er, these people have experienced something, er, only a handful of humans will ever really experience,
And that experience is the experience of alien love.

Eggsy
I can't, tell them I can't ???

Needs a few gaps filling in, and does anyone think the whole thing is in fact Eggsy?

[glcfootsoldier]

Glad you did this one!
Good work ZB, nice one

[cornwall08]

where can i get this song or ditty fom plz . inform me with your vast knowledge

[HalfwelshHalfinsane]

Is this part of eggsies side project with graham the bear that someone else mentioned in another thread, there's a myspace page with some tunes or vids on it?
someone posted a vid cap and it was the same place where they'd filmed for dr who confidential.

This post has been edited by HalfwelshHalfinsane: 06 August 2006 - 10:35 AM

[LeeKnowsIt]

Nah, this was a GLC thing not Foreign Girl.

XFMs Superchunk GLC Mix - presented by the GLC from Nov last year.