Drunk & Stoned in Bristol & Port Talbot, Part Two - Goldie Lookin' Chain

Righto, here comes the second installment in my tales of insanity & depravity with the GLC!
On Friday the 6th May, my clarts & I ventured into Wales itself, on a quest to see the mighty Chain and get as wrecked up as possible! Sooo, I drag my arse out of bed bright & early (probably about 9am!), pack and get myself sorted, just in time for my clart MicroMini, who comes round at about 11am and we have a few pre-journey joints to set us up for the day! SamNoNotYou comes round at about 2pm and herds us into her car & the journey begins! A quick stop at Sainsburys - for petrol and much - and we hit the road!
We were quite merrily driving along, listening to the GLC entire back-catalogue, up the M4, somewhere in between Swindon and Bristol, went disaster struck!!!
The car's engine exploded!
I was sat in the back when I heard the bang and saw bits of metal flying past me! I looked out the back window to see if we had left the exhaust pipe behind,but there was nowt there! Turned back round to see lots of smoke billowing from under the front bonet! Pants!
Sam safely pulled over and we stopped on the hard shoulder, surveying the broken down vehicle, when the police showed up!
Not gud when quite stoned, wearing your GLC t-shirt, and carrying a fair amount of herb on your person! oooops!
Luckily, said coppers were quite nice and obviously pitied the three girls stranded on the motorway! Sam called the AA and they sent someone along to help, whilst I called my Clart Vickylicious to see how close she was, coz she was leaving after
us, as couldn't get the day off work! She wasn't too far behind us, so by the time the AA bloke came & towed us to the nearest service station, she caught up with us for a Burger King meal! Car was towed to nearest garage, and Sam even blagged a lift back to Service Station! Wiiiicked!
Anyways, we set off (again!) on our way to Port Talbot - went through Newport on the way! and just about had enough time to get changed, have a few vodkas, and get to the Afon Lido, where the real fun began!
Saw the support - two blokes doing a lovely bit of rapping - who were pretty impressive, but still can't remember their names - oops! Me n SamNoNotYou decided it was time to drink away the insanities of the day and hit the Turbo Shandies - stella & smirnoff ice YOU KNOWS IT!!!
The GLC came on to an amazing rendition of 'Newports in the House', and played a wiiicked set - Shit to me (yay!), No Joke, Short Term Memory, Your Missus is a Nutter, The Maggot, HRT, etc, etc! - and I was right at the front again!!! Wasn't as long as on Monday, but was full of energy, a wiiicked set & they really seemed to be enjoying themselves & shouting that it was a PPAAARRTTYYYY!!! Now and again P Xain, Adam & Rosco would come to the front run in front of the stage to get molested by the crowd!! On one such occasion, I just happened to be smoking a rather lovely bifta, when Adam came near! He recognised me, and I offered him my spliff, and he was like "oh its you again! wiiicked! cheers!", had a few tokes and brought it back! Top bloke!

Soooooooooo, after the gig, we were hanging around a bit & deciding what to do next, when I saw a small queue forming to go backstage. I went over to have a nosey, came back & then some bloke (who later turned out to be their tour manager) asked us if we wanted to meet the band! HMMMmmmm, not the hardest decision I've had to make in my life! LOL!
Sooooooooooo, we were given special green stickers, waited in line, and then were let backstage! As soon as we entered the room, I clocked Mike & Ad sat on a sofa skinning up & a few coolers full of cans of stella n strongbow! Perfection! Went over, a lil shyly actually (honestly!) to tell them what a gr8 gig it was, and to ask if Adam enjoyed the spliff again - and he recognised me! I was a v.happy bunny! Soooo, my mates reckon I was bouncing around like a child in a sweetshop! Got loads of picccies - obviously! - and got a poster signed by them all! P Xain was there too!

Sooo, I went over and said it was lovely to see he had made it & wasn't passed out anywhere! He didn't, however, make it to Pumpkin's house to carry on getting wrecked up!
I think it was about 12.30-1am when we finally vacated the back of the Afan Lido (not really sure!) and a bunch of sound clarts were asking if we all wanted to go back to theirs for some more booze! Quite a few of the lads had already make tracks as they were off to aberystwyth the next day, but Mysti, Billy, Flatpress & Adam were all up for it! Two 7-seater-scumbuses later we were at Pumpkins house! Weirdest taxi drive EVER!
At the house, me n my mates went straight over to a dining room table to skin up, and so the GLC followed! Next thing I know a safe clart comes over with a bottle of absinthe and loads of glasses, so that pretty much set the pace for the night! I luv a bit of Absinthe, and have a few bottles at home, but have never seen anyone drink as much (with minimum problem) as Mystikal! All hail mysti! The poor lad who was trying to keep up with him, was a little worse for wear, and ended up hurling in toilet! When Sally brought this to Mysti's attention and told him that he had 'broken' him, Mysti went off to look after him! Bless!
Spent the rest of the night chatting to anyone who came near me, but mainly to Ad, about all kinds, getting pished on blue-label Smirnoff (import-strength baby! oh yeah!), getting v.caned and had the best night ever! Was just like being on a wreck up with your mates! Safe!

Lots of stuff happened, but no idea what order, so here's the highlights of the night!
- Giving Adam a cheeky on-stage spliff (again!), and even let P Xain have a few tokes !
- P Xain's filthy fingering actions during You Knows I Loves You!
- Mystikal remembering me when I said I had a lovely photo of him gnawing on my head!
- Telling Maggot that I never got to chat to him at Bristol much coz he was surrounded by women whenever I went over, and his genuine surprise & saying that he thought it had been mainly blokes chatting to him - was v.chuffed about that, bless!
- Us all skinning up with each others gear & them handing out cans if you ever had an empty hand! Luvvin the Strongbow! V.generous lads!
- When he heard me asking where the toilet was, P Xain taking me there himself, directing me into the cublicle which had loo roll, and then asking if I wanted him to wait in case I got lost! LOL! No one likes to have someone hear them piss!
- My Wiiiicked mates - I luv them!! They were a lil unsure at first, having never met them before, but didn't drag me away early, and soon chilled out and got into the party spirit! SamNoNotYou ended up in the tourbus!
- Explaining my 'getting wrecked' philosophy to Billy - ie that if you feel ropey from ale, smoke more, and if you feel dodgy from weed, drink more - and him agreeing & saying it was also their philosophy! Push it to the Limit!
- P Xain coming over to ask me if I voted, which then led to a huge discussion about politics, history, Widnes (where I'm from), Rugby (league vs union), Football & LFC! Was v.impressed with his knowledge about Liverpool - he even asked if he was boring me! as if!
- Introducing Eggsy to my mate VW, whom he had spoken to on the phone on Monday, coz she couldn't come Bristol! Bless him!
- Chatting to Eggsy about PS2 - he loves GTA! - and me trying to explain the addiction that is The Sims (POWER!) and how you can make them shag, and gay!
- Some random blokes accusing me of being a scouser, and other random unknowns coming to my rescue to defend my Lancastrian accent!
- P Xain beckoning for me to come over, when holding a camera, to take a piccy of Leeroy & Rosco - I thought he wanted me to take it of the 3 of them, till he shouted 'get in the middle sexy lady'!
- New album probably due in summer & more gigs in autumn/winter, but they haven't got a title yet! I did suggest a forum comp, so we'll see!
- Singing 'Big Spender' outside the tourbuses with this lovely girl I had just met called Tracey, who I think thought I was with the band! lol
- Being sat in a 7 seater scumbus with Adam & some complete strangers, and having a 'this is soooo surreal moment' with Ad!
- Us all toasting a wiiiicked night and then downing absinthe - hello oblivion, my old friend!
- Being sat around with the lads when 'In the morning' by the coral came on, and everyone bobbing along, singing along to it, and us all agreeing what a lovely song it is! Makes me think of them every time I hear it!
- Flatpress getting on very, very well with my mate MicroMini, but confused her by asking when she was coming to Bristol! She just kept saying 'I'm not'! Bless!
- My mate giving Adam the wrestling belt, and me giving him the trophy for one of the best piccies ever! LOL! He luvved it!
- Billy coveting my Silver Rislas so I gave him a pack of mine!
- Swapping wrist sweatbands with Ad - he liked my rasta, ganja one, that I had lent to my mate VW, and asked if could swap for his black adidas one! well, duh! Though she stil hasn't handed it over!!! She enjoys torturing me!
- That by the end of the night, everyone seemed like old friends! Ad passed me a joint whenever I didn't have one, & vice versa, and whenever we needed a light, there was soon a GLC member to light us up!
- That they were panicking a lil about getting back to the buses before 3am - apparently its a strict rule, and has left people behind before! - and then Mysti reassuring my mate would be 'in safe hands'!
- Getting a taxi straight after them, rocking up to the buses before they left, and me dashing out of scumbus to stop the coach so I could get my mate, only to be told that she'd already left in a taxi back to the Travel Inn! Yes, I did think I was in the A-team for more than a fraction of a second! lol!
- Getting lots of hugs and kisses goodbye off all the lads - spread the luv!
- That even though I was probably rambling on a bit, and talking bollocks, they seemed to genuinely enjoy chatting to me and even came over to chat to me! ie was chuffed when Ad said he had to go the loo, but would be back in a min, and did actually come back to carry on chatting to me!

The next day, we still couldn't quite believe our luck and the random events of the night before! Had a J, and went for lunch at beefeater across the road from Travel Inn! We then went off to Cardiff, did a bit of shopping, looked at the castle and had fun in the sun!
It was the best night out EVER! I only hope I get the chance for such random insanity with such lovely people again soon! If some of them weren't sure who I was after Monday, they should remember me now! LOL! Every time i think about it, I can't help smiling !
I hope thats a good run down of my adventure, without going into boring/sad detail! Don't wanna compromise anyone's privacy - more for my mates than anything - or bore youse!
Hopefully, I'll have more tales to tell soon - I'm going to Soccer 6 & Glastonbury!!!
Luv
Lisa
xxx

ps - some names have been changed to protect the guilty! lol! MicroMini & VW knows it!

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